Four Minute Warning

So, here’s the plan.

March – June – Tour the fuck out of the UK with the charming Ruby BBW of Manchester. Dates planned include

Birmingham 28th March – 1st April,

Coventry 1st – 3rd April

Also; Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Liverpool, Manchester, Cumbria.

June – Los FUCKING Angeles!

July – Rape the hell out of the Olympics

August  – Edinburgh for some festival action

September – Retire

I have plans, plans which will hopefully work and might even help with the overall ambition of getting on Desert Island Discs by the end of the year!

I shall divulge all in various formats, but from now on my discretion towards dickheads is out of the window. Seriously – if you call with a ridiculous question, contact me in any way without wiring up your brain first, or do no consult your common sense, I will show you no mercy.

Otherwise, I’m sure you’ll have a lovely time with me! Just like this lad did during a recent tour in Liverpool – REVIEW!

 

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