What I do is legal, being a twat isnt..

Just to remind you –

Working alone indoors, or for an agency or in a brothel

All remain legal. Provided the worker is at least 18, and has not been coerced or deceived into providing the service, buying sex from them is also legal.

So, if you think threatening me is going to work, it honestly wont. Just a reminder for todays  Twat Of The Day.

In fact, there are special ops set up for our protection because  – and this may surprise you – some people out there are Fuckwits.

Alarm bells start ringing when people use certain phrases on the phone. I won’t tell you them cos a gals gotta have some secrets. But needless to say, our Dickhead de jour used them all. So I put my normal security in place before telling him where I was. Uh-oh, he failed! Quel Surprise!

So, he hung up. Fair enough. I sent him a polite text letting him know that a lot of independent escorts use various security measures to make sure we keep ourselves safe. He failed, and therefore had a wasted journey. Shame.

To which he responded with a very witty ‘Fuck u2’.

Now, I’m no Bono fan. But a bit harsh, innit?!

So, happy I was to ignore such a slur, when I get ‘Just see what the fuck I can do bitch.’

Umm…without my address, not much. Now, this is where the above statement comes in to play. What I do is legal, threats like that and any action that might follow, isn’t. See how that works?

So, I let him know –

‘Just to remind you, what I do is legal, threats are not. Any more like that, and I’ll report your number to the police who can trace you. Please feel free to call The Met and see just what I can do….bitch.’

‘Who threaten u bitch?’

Oh, crikey. I must have made some terrible mistake and got my numbers mixed up! No, wait.. I didn’t. I would say it was definitely a threat. Am I wrong?

‘I’ll just send it to the police, and they can make up their minds then, yeah?’

‘Ok, go on then.’

Cool! I have carte blanche to nail him 🙂

What with all those texts coming over the space of 10 mins after he said he was at the station, he’s either not in a hurry to get back on the tube, or hasn’t left the safety of his own home where he’s still in the midst of fulfilling his lifetime ambition of  filling a bathtub with his own spuff.

So there we go, gals. You can remain safe, sane and secure as long as you use your common sense. Again, I’m gonna point you to http://www.saafe.info/, where I highly recommend you read ALL the info, and not just jump to the forum.

Don’t be afraid of the law, it’s there to help.

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