Im so dizzy, my head is spinning…

So, uh, wait…hang on..

It looks like we WILL actually be able to fly tomorrow after all! Although Im fairly sure this is mostly due to billionaire’s influence on a government that relies on a capitalist market economy than, say, scientists who actually know what they’re talking about.

Still, if anything should happen to our plane, let this be known; I leave my supersized bed to Kinky La Rue, my back issues of Bizarre magazine to Claudia, my fairly impressive collection of porn to Sara, and my strap on to the late & great Sarah-Jane so she can hit people with it if they cut her up in the supermarket queue now she’s on civvy street. All lube, condoms, fake nails and false eyelashes are to be equally shared amongst the escorting community.

My GHDs are to be buried with me.

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One Response to “Im so dizzy, my head is spinning…”

  1. Brandy aka "Kinky" Says:

    Thank you kindly, but you’ll be back bouncing around on that big bed again in no time. Have a safe flight and a great time.
    x

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